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1. I trust you.
2. I don’t like attention from other men.
3. It doesn’t bother me if you look at other women.
4. It doesn’t matter how much you make.
5. You’re the best I’ve ever had!
6. Size doesn’t matter, it’s how you use it!
7. Your friends are great! I don’t mind if they come over.
8. I don’t mind if you go to a strip club with your friends
9. Nothing is wrong, I’m OK
10. Its just gonna take 10 more mins to put my makeup on
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1: Unlike your girly privates, which are internal, boy privates are external. God knew that nobody wanted to see all our lady mess, so He pushed everything up inside you. What in tarnation He was thinking when he came up with that nasty, dangling, squishy flesh on boys beats the heck out of me, but I suspect it was so it would be easier for Him to keep an eye on what they’re up to. Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals.
2: Boy privates are often said to resemble hot dogs, although if you ask me, the ones I’ve seen always called to mind something like those cute little Austrian cocktail weenies they sell 8 to a can. But I think famed author Lynne Cheney described the male unmentionable best when she recalled recoiling at “an old Frankenstein’s monster bratwurst that looked like it had rolled under the couch for a month and got covered in dust bunnies and would make you spit up if you even so much as halfheartedly nibbled the tip of it.”
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2: Boy privates are often said to resemble hot dogs, although if you ask me, the ones I’ve seen always called to mind something like those cute little Austrian cocktail weenies they sell 8 to a can. But I think famed author Lynne Cheney described the male unmentionable best when she recalled recoiling at “an old Frankenstein’s monster bratwurst that looked like it had rolled under the couch for a month and got covered in dust bunnies and would make you spit up if you even so much as halfheartedly nibbled the tip of it.”
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A man says to his wife, “Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
She said, ‘You have the biggest dick of all your friends.’
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