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1. Guys prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
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1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f*ck.

7. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

8. If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?

9. You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount
you or eat you!

10. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

11. Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?

12. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I=3D 69?

13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open,
and I'll put my head in.

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1. In the 20th century, the famous television show Popeye encouraged its audience to eat spinach. The producers of the show said spinach had as much iron as red meat. Lo and behold, the producers got these results from an 1870 German report that had misplaced its decimal point. Meaning spinach actually has 10 times less iron than red meat . Spinach ain’t all that good for you!
2. In 1962, NASA launched the probe named Mariner 1. However, it had a system failure and crashed due to one little typo. Some jackass forgot to put the overbar over the letter “R.” Yep, seems like little typos like these are such a big freaking deal due to rocket science being a harsh mistress.

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