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10. “Now.. show me how you used to spank her.”

9. “Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?”

8. “I just got my license today.”

7. “Five bucks says she’s a D-cup.”

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10. You religiously friend request hot girls who you don’t know, and follow up the friend request with extensive messages, winks, pokes, and suggestive photo comments.
9. You “like” every post someone makes. And comment on every status update/tweet/etc. It doesn’t matter if she’s posting about having the hiccups, a creepster always leaves a comment.
8. You ask for naked pictures from your new “friends.”
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If you’re ever talking with your crush, and your crush asks you this one sentence, then there is a 99% chance that he/she likes you, and you’ve got yourself a date!
“Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?”
1. The reason people ask this question is because they want to know if you are taken or not!
2. ANOTHER reason why people ask this question is to let you know that they are interested in you!

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10. Phobophobia
Fear of fear or fear of developing a phobia
How common is it? Don’t worry about it and you’ll be controlling the count…
9. Nephophobia
Fear of clouds
How common is it? Not very, but a strong concern among those on solar-powered life support…
8. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Fear of long words
How common is it? Well, the White House is concerned, though we’re not sure whether that reflects a national crisis or a personal interest…
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1. Girls like guys with sense of humor.
2. Girls hate guys who always brag about themselves.
3. It’s a rare thing for girls to go for flings unlike many guys do.
4. Take a close look at this paradox: Girls are generally impulsive buyers but are good in budgeting.
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10. Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly ressembled the sounds my wife makes in bed. When I asked her what she was doing she said “I’m pretending to be mommy from last night.” I was on a business trip last night. FML
9. Today, my teenage stepdaughters, as a punishment for refusing to buy them iphones, told my wife they saw me in town kissing an attractive blonde and grabbing her a** (all invented). She believed it and i’m single. I’ve been faithful and feeding the whole family for 10 years. FML
8. Today, 3 days before my wedding day, I found out that my fiance is sleeping with one of my bridesmaids. I just cancelled a $200,000 wedding. I would go into more detail, but I have to help my family (who flew in from Poland, California, and Massachusetts) book flights back home. FML
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Hey there! Want some tips on how to text in class? Here’s 11. I text in class, have been doing so since I got a phone, and have been caught about 4-5 times. This comes form experience. Learn from it.
1. Turn off your ringer! This may seem obvious, but it applies. I have heard ringers in class. Consider using Silent all, because some phones vibrate isn’t quiet.
2. Text in a class where the teachers allows it. Some teachers really don’t care if you text or not.
3. Use other people as a screen. What I mean by this is if you are sitting behind someone, put the phone almost up to their back. Works best if they are in on it and won’t move.
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1. Eat a cooked egg with the yolk. Yolk is known to help increase brain and memorization productivity.
2. Sit with both feet flat on the ground. Although this may seem really simple, 90 percent of people sit with their legs crossed, or one foot slightly/fully off the ground the majority of the time. Sitting with both feet flat on the ground helps blood flow to the brain, and it is also less distracting.
3. When you are reading, use your finger to guide your eyes. The faster you move your finger, the faster your eyes move. Even though it may seem like you’re skipping words fast, your brain puts together the missing words. Humans are logical. Not only does using a finger increase your reading speed by 300% +, but it also helps keep people focused. Most students tend to doze off in the middle of reading, but using a finger will help keep you focused.



1. How old do you want to live to?
2. Would you rather lose your sight or hearing?
3. Do you prefer crowds or small groups?
4. Tell me about your best friend :)
5. Tell me all the places you worked
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The Answer Is: Boy replied. because, Boys have ane Extra leg & Girls have one Extra Mouth………








We polled over 10,000 women to rate the best pickup lines they have heard. This list is the top 10. We then polled another 10 and 83 percent of women chose number 1.
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Wanna come upp for some sex and pizza?
… Whats the matter, you dont like pizza?
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Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!
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You ain’t the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!
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1. Pull out your guitar. Bonus points if you can play any John Mayer or Jack Johnson song.
2. Show off pictures of your pet (or find a random animal picture online). Girls will go crazy over an adorable kitten or puppy. It shows you’re a loving guy
3. Mention the fact that you love volunteering to help underprivileged, starving children. Volunteering with senior citizens works too.
4. Speak with an accent…British/Australian/Irish work extremely well.
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1. Whenever you are with them, nothing else in the world matters.
2. He calls you beautiful or gorgeous instead of hot or sexy.
3. You think about them all day long, and dream about them every night.
4. They are the first and last voice you hear.

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Rule 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
Rule 2: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss’ car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
Rule 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
Rule 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
Rule 5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

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