1. Pull out your guitar. Bonus points if you can play any John Mayer or Jack Johnson song.
2. Show off pictures of your pet (or find a random animal picture online). Girls will go crazy over an adorable kitten or puppy. It shows you’re a loving guy
3. Mention the fact that you love volunteering to help underprivileged, starving children. Volunteering with senior citizens works too.
4. Speak with an accent…British/Australian/Irish work extremely well.
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5. Buy her a classy drink like red wine or champagne.
6. Blush and say you’re a mama’s boy. Girls think guys who treat their moms well will treat their girlfriends well too.
7. Do something valiant, like kill a spider or open a jar of spaghetti sauce for a girl.
8. Buy food from a restaurant and put it on dinner plates. Pretend you made it yourself, gloat and watch girl drop panties.
9. Wear tight fitting pants and stuff a sock into the front of your pants.
10. Tell her your favorite movie is The Notebook and that aren’t too manly to admit that you cried at the end.
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10 comments:
No, girls think guys who are mammas boys are fucking pussies.
Hm.
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1 might or might not be true, depending on the girl.
2 usually worrks. You don't even have to say its your pet.
3, 4, 5... if you do these, don't sound snobbish. You most likely will anyways if you try them. 6 applies here, but beware the above. 7 also falls here, but its a bit easier and likely to suceed.
All the rest, and the others too: unless you're just a jerk and want a 1-night stand and to then leave her in the dust, DO NOT LIE LIKE ABOVE. If you normally speak with an accent, can cook well, have a pet, or did cry at the end of the notebook like I (senility/altheimerz is scary and sad if you've ever had a relative with it), then do it. Otherwise, you just pretty much endangered it by making a false foundation. And you probably will regret it.
And yes, I'm a guy, and yes, I LIKE BOOBS. A LOTTTTTT. Stop hatin'.
K. Nobody was hating. Until now, that is, TOOL.
i just have to say lolz at the list AND the comments. LOL!
I seriously hope men don't think this will impress girls...
haha, the accent thing is soo false :P
1. NO
2. NO
3. NO
4. Can work a bit.. but only if its your real accent, fake ones are shit.. lol
5. NO
6. NEVER
7. I like spiders, and opening a jar for me wont work
8. Emmm not a chance
9. Ha no...
10. I HATE THE NOTEBOOK... any fella who says this needs a slap
dont kill a spider in front of a girl if shes scared of it get a glass and put it outside if your gonna do anything!
But honestly being yourself works better girl can sometimes be good lie detectors.
Being yourself is the best you can do.
1. NO
2. NO
3. NO
4. If it's real.
5. NO
6. FUCK NO
7. Ew.
8. You fucking asshole.
9. The truth will come out when we see your tiny pencil dick
10. Faggot.
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