We polled over 10,000 women to rate the best pickup lines they have heard. This list is the top 10. We then polled another 10 and 83 percent of women chose number 1.
10.
Wanna come upp for some sex and pizza?
… Whats the matter, you dont like pizza?
Wanna come upp for some sex and pizza?
… Whats the matter, you dont like pizza?
9.
Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!
Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!
8.
You ain’t the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!
You ain’t the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!
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7.
Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!
Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!
6.
I know I’m not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock
I know I’m not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock
5.
Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
4.
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
3.
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?
2.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
1.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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5 comments:
Haha the last one is clever, but you just have to say "maybe."
I like cheezy pick up lines myself- "are those space pants youre wearing? Cause your ass is out of this world!" LOL
Ha I love no. 1
LOL these are so funny. -"I lost my phone number,can i have yours?"
"Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Cuz you're looking magically delicious."
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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